Vintage Thrift Store Junkie Shirt for Cowgirls, Dog Moms, and Farmhous

From The Dog & Pony Show — where we serve barn sass, gelding facts, and a whole lot of attitude.

Meet your new obsession: Thrift Store Junkie — a tee that screams “I brake for roadside treasures and estate sales with soul.” Designed with vintage flair, rustic charm, and a whole lotta personality, this distressed retro badge graphic hits every sweet spot for junk-lovin’, boot-wearin’, farm-frequentin’ gals. Whether you’re pickin’ through a flea market or rescuing furniture off the curb with the same pride as a blue ribbon horse, this western-style tee is your thrifty sidekick in graphic form. Rock it like you just found a Louis Vuitton in the $1 bin.

Perfect For:

Sassy horse girls with sarcasm in the saddle

Dog moms with a ‘don’t care’ stare and a Stanley Cup

Cowgirls who clean stalls in glitter Crocs

Women who rescue animals and raise hell

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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