The Walking Herd Zombie Farm Shirt – Funny Halloween Barn Animals Tee, Spooky Cowgirl Graphic T-Shirt, Rustic Horror Farmhouse Shirt, Zombie Western Tee

From The Dog & Pony Show — where the cows are creepy, the horses are haunted, and the sarcasm is very much alive (even if the herd isn’t).

Introducing “The Walking Herd” — a hysterical Halloween graphic tee for anyone who’s ever wondered what happens when barn animals join the zombie apocalypse. Featuring a terrifyingly funny crew of zombie cows, horses, pigs, and even a chicken with glowing green eyes, this design is a perfect mix of spooky and country sass.

Whether you’re headed to a haunted barn party, trick-or-treating with the kids, or just want to freak out the feed store cashier, this rustic-meets-horror tee is your new October uniform.

Perfect For:

Horse girls who think zombie ponies are still cute

Cow moms with a spooky sense of humor

Dog moms who love Halloween and horror marathons

Cowgirls who mix western vibes with zombie sass

Halloween lovers who live for quirky barn humor

Farm wives who are scary-good at wrangling chaos

Zombie enthusiasts who want a unique Halloween shirt

Country girls who think haunted barns are iconic

Product Features:

Zombie Barn Vibes: Creepy cow, horse, pig, and chicken graphics.

Perfect for Halloween: Spooky and funny all at once.

Country Girl Horror: A rustic twist on zombie apocalypse style.

Soft & Cozy: Perfect for bonfires, hayrides, and scary movie nights.

Seasonal Statement Tee: Ideal for haunted barn parties or pumpkin patches.

Farmhouse Fun: For animal lovers with a dark sense of humor.

One-of-a-Kind Design: Western horror aesthetic that stands out.

Giftable Sass: Great for horror fans and barn babes alike.

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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