Spooky Night-Mares Shirt Halloween Horse Tee Funny Ghost Costume Cowgirl Fall T-Shirt Pumpkin Patch Western Graphic Top

From The Dog & Pony Show — where our horses haunt hayfields and our humor is as dry as autumn hay.

Meet the “Spooky Night-Mares” tee — a hilarious Halloween twist for horse girls who love a good pun and a whole lotta spooky.

Featuring three ghostly mares decked out in bedsheet costumes, jack-o'-lanterns, and a swarm of bats, this western graphic is a full gallop into fall sarcasm.

Perfect for barn babes who live for hayrides, pumpkin spice chaos, and matching their horse’s costume with their attitude. Whether you’re handing out candy in muck boots or terrorizing the trails, this soft, comfy tee is the ultimate blend of creepy and clever. Saddle up — it’s spooky season.

Perfect For

Horse girls who decorate the barn before their house

Cowgirls with more skeletons in the tack room than the closet

Pumpkin patch queens who scream for boots and broomsticks

Fall fanatics who call their nightmares “mare therapy”

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed.

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery take 2-5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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