Spooky Night-Mares Halloween Horse Shirt for Kids Toddler Boys Girls Funny Pumpkin Ghost Western Cowgirl Tee

From The Dog & Pony Show — where even the ponies get into the Halloween spirit (and yes, they look better in a sheet than your ex ever did).

This “Spooky Night-Mares” toddler tee brings barnyard humor to the trick-or-treat game with three hilarious horses — one ghostly gal and her two pumpkin-flanked pals — perfect for little cowpokes who love a little giddy-up with their giggles. With jack-o’-lantern smiles, flying bats, and western sass, this is the ultimate Halloween horse lover shirt for pint-sized ranch hands who live for spooky season. Soft, durable, and ready for hayrides, candy hauls, or just scaring the barn cats.

Perfect For:
Sassy horse girls with sarcasm in the saddle
Dog moms with a ‘don’t care’ stare and a Stanley Cup
Cowgirls who clean stalls in glitter Crocs
Women who rescue animals and raise hell

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!
Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton
The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed.
Production time is typically 2–5 business days
Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery take 2-5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size
Refer to the photographs to review size chart
For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry
Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning
Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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