Rustic Beekeeper Shirt for Women, Men, Western Bee Lover Tee, Vintage Raw Honey Graphic, Farm Life T-Shirt, Apiary Gift Country Style

From The Dog & Pony Show — where the bees are busy, the sarcasm is sticky, and nobody’s got time for your drama unless it comes with pollen.

“Certified Buzzkill (But Make It Sweet)” — This tee is all sting and sweetness, just like the sassiest beekeeper in the barnyard. Whether you’re wrangling hives or side-eyeing life with the intensity of a queen bee on espresso, this vintage-style graphic delivers a rustic vibe with a western wink. Packed with wildflowers, honeybees, and 100% raw attitude, this one’s for the farm gals who love their honey like they love their comebacks — unfiltered.

Perfect for barn babes, bee whisperers, and farm wives who know the hive might buzz, but she’s the one running the show.

Perfect For Section

Sassy horse girls with sarcasm in the saddle

Dog moms with a ‘don’t care’ stare and a Stanley cup

Cowgirls who clean stalls in glitter Crocs

Women who rescue animals and raise hell

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn! 🐾🐴

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Made in the USA

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Production time is typically 𝟐–𝟓 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬

Standard shipping takes 𝟒–𝟖 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery take 𝟐-𝟓 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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