Rise & Grind Funny Bird Shirt – Vintage Morning Coffee Tee, Rustic Western Graphic, Sarcastic Farm Animal T-Shirt, Cowgirl Country Life Gift

From The Dog & Pony Show — where we wrangle coffee cravings, sass out loud, and turn every sunrise into a showdown.

Meet your new morning armor: “Rise & Grind.” Featuring a wide-eyed, wild-haired bird who’s clearly had just enough coffee to get through morning chores, this graphic tee is your official badge of barn hustle and country grit.

Whether you’re up before dawn tossing hay, running on caffeine fumes, or just vibing with rustic farm humor, this shirt brings the perfect blend of sarcastic energy and western charm.

Soft, comfy, and ready to take on anything (including the rooster who crows before sunrise), this tee was made for every cowgirl, horse girl, or farm queen who knows mornings aren’t for the weak.

Perfect For:

Sassy horse girls with sarcasm in the saddle

Dog moms with a ‘don’t care’ stare and a Stanley cup

Cowgirls who clean stalls in glitter Crocs

Women who rescue animals and raise hell

Coffee queens who rise, grind, and conquer

Early risers who live for farm life humor

Country girls who love sarcastic gifts

Rustic-loving women who rock messy buns and barn boots

Product Features:

Morning Attitude: A spiky-haired bird graphic that screams “more coffee, less drama.”

Rustic Humor: Perfect for early risers with a love for sarcasm and western life.

Comfy Everyday Tee: Ultra-soft cotton blend for chores, coffee runs, or lazy Sundays.

Vintage-Inspired Print: Distressed design for that lived-in barn vibe.

Gift-Ready Style: Perfect for cowgirls, farm wives, or anyone who loves rustic humor.

Country Living Must-Have: Ideal for barn chores, feed store trips, and porch sitting.

Sarcastic Energy: A conversation starter that pairs well with caffeine.

Easy to Style: Throw it on with jeans, boots, or flannels — farm chic and ready.

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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