Not My First Rodeo Shirt Funny Western Cowgirl Tee Vintage Rustic Rodeo Graphic Country Humor T-Shirt Farm Life Style

From The Dog & Pony Show — where grit comes standard, sarcasm’s a second language, and we’ve all been bucked off a time or two.

This Not My First Rodeo tee is for every cowgirl, wild-at-heart farm wife, and sass-slingin’ animal whisperer who's been through it, laughed it off, and got right back in the saddle. With its bold distressed lettering and longhorn skull graphic, it’s giving full-on western vibes with a side of “I’ve seen some things.” Perfect for gals who don’t flinch at flying hooves, muddy boots, or unsolicited opinions. Whether you’re wrangling livestock or wrangling toddlers, one thing’s clear — this ain’t your first time doing hard things with humor and style.

Perfect For:

Cowgirls who’ve been bucked off but still show up in rhinestones

Farm wives who can fix a fence, throw shade, and bake a pie

Ranch moms who’ve seen more bulls than a rodeo clown

Women who meet chaos with a hair flip and a high kick

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝟐𝟒 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 of being placed.

Production time is typically 𝟐–𝟓 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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