Horse Girl Hoodie, Horse Girl Sweatshirt, Snacks Now Hoodie, Snacks Now Sweatshirt, Animal Lover Hoodie

From The Dog & Pony Show — where we fully endorse snacks first, responsibilities later, and a little barn sass always.

Meet your new favorite: “Snacks Now, Adult Later.” This sassy horse graphic hoodie brings the humor straight from the stable, featuring a cheeky pony sipping on a drink like the true barnyard queen she is. Perfect for cowgirls, horse lovers, and snack-obsessed ranch hands, this country western sweatshirt blends sarcastic humor with country charm. Whether you’re cleaning stalls, running barrels, or raiding the snack table, this horse lover graphic tee has you covered in comfort and sass.

Perfect For:
Sassy horse girls who snack harder than they ride
Barn moms who trade adulting for iced coffee
Cowgirls who make chores optional but snacks mandatory
Country girls with sarcasm, sass, and a side of ranch life

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!
Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

Product features for Unisex College Hoodie
Side seams provide structural support and maintain the hoodie’s shape.
Adjustable hood with built-in drawstring for a customized fit.
Spacious kangaroo pocket offers warmth and convenience.
Made from a soft blend of 80% Ring spun Cotton and 20% Polyester for comfort.
Medium-heavy fabric ensures durability while maintaining a loose fit.
80% cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Medium heavy fabric
Loose fit
Tear-away label

Product features for Gildan 18000 Crewneck Sweatshirt
Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances visual appeal
Highly elastic ribbed collar retains shape for lasting wear
Constructed for adult sizes for a perfect fit
Made from ethically grown US cotton, ensuring sustainability
Durable double-needle stitching enhances the longevity of the garment

Shipping Timeframe

Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed.
Production time is typically 2–5 business days
Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

Sizing
Unisex, Runs True To Size
Refer to the photographs to review size chart
For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

Care Instructions
Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry
Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning
Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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