Haunted Farm Halloween Tee – Funny Vintage Barnyard Shirt, Spooky Horse Cow Pig Design, Rustic Country Halloween Gift

From The Dog & Pony Show — where sarcasm is scary good, cows look suspicious, and pigs have that “I see ghosts” stare.

Introducing the “Haunted Farm” Tee — because nothing says Halloween like a barnyard full of terrified animals, jack-o’-lanterns, and questionable life choices. With a vintage comic-style design, this shirt is your go-to for spooky season fun, barnyard humor, and Halloween parties where the animals (and possibly you) look mildly haunted.

Whether you’re wrangling goats by day or running from ghosts by night, this western-meets-Halloween design delivers big laughs, rustic vibes, and just enough sarcasm to scare your in-laws. 

Perfect For:

Halloween-loving horse girls with a flair for farmyard chaos

Barn babes who want spooky sass with their feed buckets

Cowgirls who like their humor as dark as their coffee

Pig moms with a passion for haunted hayrides

Country girls who decorate with pumpkins year-round

Chicken ladies who live for spooky puns

Rustic Halloween parties on the farm

Women who rescue animals and raise (haunted) hell

Product Features:

Spooky + Funny – A haunted barnyard design perfect for Halloween vibes with a country twist.

Farmyard Sass – Horses, cows, pigs, and chickens with hilarious haunted expressions.

Rustic Halloween Aesthetic – Vintage western meets classic spooky season humor.

Barn-Ready Comfort – Soft and cozy tee that holds up during haunted hayrides and barn parties.

Country Living Humor – For the sarcastic animal lover with a love for fall and farmland vibes.

Halloween Essential – The perfect tee for pumpkin carving, trick-or-treating, or spooky bonfires.

Animal Lover Approved – Great for anyone obsessed with farm animals and rustic charm.

Gift with Giggles – Makes a hilarious and memorable Halloween gift for country girls and cow moms.

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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