Go Peck Yourself Shirt – Funny Bird Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Farm Animal Humor, Rustic Country Style T-Shirt, Western Cowgirl Gift, Vintage Barn Life Top

From The Dog & Pony Show — where we serve barn sass, gelding facts, and a whole lot of attitude.

Meet your new go-to tee for feathered sarcasm: “Go Peck Yourself.” With its spiky-haired, no-nonsense bird front and center, this shirt is a hilarious way to show off your love for country humor and barnyard mischief. Perfect for farm queens, sarcastic cowgirls, and anyone who prefers their humor as sharp as a rooster’s beak.

This rustic western graphic tee is soft, comfortable, and ready to ruffle a few feathers. Whether you’re tending chickens, sipping iced coffee on the porch, or just need a bold, sassy shirt to match your attitude — this one’s for you.

Perfect For:

Sassy horse girls with sarcasm in the saddle

Dog moms with a ‘don’t care’ stare and a Stanley cup

Cowgirls who clean stalls in glitter Crocs

Women who rescue animals and raise hell

Chicken wranglers who thrive on sass

Farm babes with a side of vintage humor

Barn queens who run the coop with style

Funny rustic gift lovers who appreciate bold sarcasm

Product Features:

Feathered Sass: Sarcastic bird humor for country and farm lovers.

Rustic Western Style: Vintage-inspired design perfect for barn life.

Comfortable Fit: Ultra-soft cotton blend for chores, lounging, or coffee runs.

Sarcasm Included: A bold statement piece for your farm wardrobe.

Retro Graphic Print: Unique weathered look that adds character and humor.

Perfect Gift: Great for birthdays, barn parties, and country girls with attitude.

For Country Living: Ideal for horse girls, farm wives, and animal lovers.

Easy to Style: Pair with boots, jeans, or leggings for a casual barn look.

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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