Gallop Like Rent’s Due Funny Horse Girl T-Shirt, Rodeo Cowgirl Graphic

From The Dog & Pony Show — where we gallop like we’ve got bills to outrun.

Let’s face it — sometimes you’re riding for glory, and sometimes you’re just riding because that rent ain’t gonna pay itself. Either way, this funny t-shirt was made for barn girls who hustle harder than a horse at feeding time.

Introducing the “Gallop Like Rent’s Due” tee — a full-throttle, horse humor t shirt for those who know that a little dirt, a lotta horsepower, and a great sense of sarcasm are the holy trinity of barn life.

Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, this trendy shirt is soft enough to sleep in, durable enough for mucking stalls, and bold enough for your next rodeo graphic shirt selfie.

Perfect for:

The horse girl tee who’s sprinting from chores to check-in

The dog mom tee wearer with a saddle bag full of sarcasm

The cowgirl shirt devotee who loves a good western humor t shirt

Anyone who understands the phrase “giddy-up or get evicted”

Makes an unforgettable gift for her — whether she’s a country music t-shirt lover, a vintage horse mom shirt enthusiast, or a barn life tee baddie. This sarcastic western tee is also a hit with funny cowgirl shirt collectors, rescue animal lover shirt wearers, and funny farm t shirts fans. Pair it with some dirt-kicked boots and you’ve got yourself a fall shirt for women trending 2025.

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning