Funny Zebra Shirt | “Don’t Follow Your Dreams, Chase Them at 40 MPH” Tee | Viral Escape Ed Graphic Tee | Farm Humor Gift for Equestrian Rebels

From The Dog & Pony Show — where freedom comes with attitude and fences are merely suggestions.

Introducing the “Don’t Follow Your Dreams — Chase Them at 40 MPH” tee, inspired by the one and only Ed the Zebra: Tennessee’s viral king of chaos and unbothered hoof traffic.

This shirt captures the wild spirit of every free-range soul who’s ever looked at a fence and thought: nah. Whether you’re a fan of fast hooves or just aspire to break out with style, this tee is your new emotional support uniform.

So go ahead. Run toward your goals. Preferably with a police escort and news helicopters overhead. We’ll be here cheering you on — and making merch.

Perfect for:

Free spirits with a need for speed and no regard for boundaries

People who root for the escapee every time

Locals who still can’t believe Ed made the evening news

Zebra fans, equestrians, & barn girls with “main character” energy

Perfect gift for dreamers, runners, rebels & TikTok animal lovers

Product Description:

For dream-chasers, speed demons, and flight-risk farm animals

Features a cowboy-hatted zebra sprinting for freedom — Ed style

Printed on buttery-soft Bella+Canvas so you can run from your responsibilities in comfort

Includes helicopter + net iconography for peak “Rutherford County legend” energy

Perfect for barn babes, chaos wranglers, and viral animal fans

Inspires hustle, hoofbeats, and a healthy disrespect for fences

Makes a hilarious gift for farm girls, horse lovers, and folks who respect a good jailbreak

Soft, flattering fit — ideal for fleeing fame or chasing clout

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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