Funny Western Horse Graphic Tee – Barn Sour Cowgirl Shirt – Rustic Ranch Life Humor T-Shirt for Farm Girls, Equestrian Lovers & Country Living

From The Dog & Pony Show — where barn sass is our first language and sarcasm is our second.

"Barn Sour & Town Broke-ish" — for the country soul who’d rather muck stalls than mingle in town. This western horse graphic tee features a smirking anthropomorphic gray horse in a cowboy hat and flannel, paired with bold, playful typography that says exactly what we’re all thinking: public outings are overrated, barns are better. With a vintage-inspired rustic style, this shirt’s perfect for cowgirls, farm wives, horse lovers, and sarcastic souls who prefer boots over high heels. Whether you’re at the rodeo, feeding the herd, or dodging small talk at the feed store, this soft, high-quality tee keeps you comfy while broadcasting your barn-girl humor loud and proud.

Perfect For:

Sassy horse girls with sarcasm in the saddle

Dog moms who’d rather muck than mingle

Cowgirls who clean stalls in glitter Crocs

Women who rescue animals and raise hell

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Made in the USA

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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