Funny Squirrel Coffee Shirt – Autumn Fall Tee, Sarcastic Woodland Animal Graphic T-Shirt, Rustic Country Humor Top

From The Dog & Pony Show — where caffeine and sarcasm are both survival tools.

“Jump Start on All the Nuts” — this hilariously relatable design features a coffee-chugging squirrel who’s clearly had enough of everyone’s nonsense (but is still cute about it). With rustic autumn tones, pinecones, and leaves, this shirt is perfect for fall mornings when you need your coffee strong and your attitude stronger.

Perfect For Section:

Coffee addicts who know one cup is never enough

Fall fanatics who can’t resist woodland vibes

Barn queens who deal with “nuts” on the daily

Country girls who decorate with pumpkins and sass

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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