Funny Pumpkin Spice Shirt | PSL Humor Tee for Fall | “Pumpkin Spice Isn’t for Everyone” Shirt | Cute Squirrel Autumn T-Shirt

From The Dog & Pony Show — where we stir sass into our coffee and let the pumpkins speak for themselves.

“Pumpkin Spice Isn’t for Everyone” is the tee for anyone who’s ever side-eyed a PSL post, laughed at fall fanatics, or just can’t relate to the cinnamon chaos.

This hilarious design features a smug little squirrel cradling a coffee cup while a carved jack-o’-lantern dramatically barfs pumpkin guts all over the place. It’s cozy, chaotic, and brutally honest — perfect for fall-loving rebels, PSL skeptics, or just folks who like their humor as dry as the October leaves. Let the world know you’re not afraid to be the acorn in a pumpkin-spice world.

Perfect for:

Coffee drinkers with trust issues about seasonal flavors

Autumn queens with sarcasm in their souls

Women who love fall but don’t drink the pumpkin Kool-Aid

PSL haters, cinnamon skeptics & nutmeg-neutral renegades

Great gift for basic witches with a twisted sense of humor

Product Description:

For the fall girlies who love their PSL with a side of sarcasm

Features a squirrel thriving while a jack-o’-lantern regrets life

The ultimate anti-basic tee for fall chaos queens

Soft & comfy Bella+Canvas 3001 tee that’s PSL-season approved

Because not everyone was built for pumpkin spice supremacy

Ideal for coffee lovers with a wicked sense of humor

Autumn vibes with a little side-eye for the overly enthusiastic

Perfect gift for that one friend who hates pumpkin everything

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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