Funny Horse Girl Shirt, Size Matters Tee, Pony Lover Gift, Western T shirt, Equestrian, Cowgirl Barn Life, Graphic T-Shirt

From The Dog & Pony Show — where sarcasm gallops faster than a barrel horse on payday.

Introducing: “Size Matters” — the ultimate horse girl tee for equestrians who know ponies may be small, but their attitude is 17 hands tall. This bold western graphic tee features a classic sketch of a full-sized horse next to a feisty pony, delivering barnyard humor with rustic, country style. Whether you’re mucking stalls, trail riding, or just hanging out with your herd, this funny horse girl shirt makes a sassy statement that belongs in every cowgirl’s closet.

Perfect For:
Horse girls who know ponies pack more attitude per pound
Barn moms who measure their day in sarcasm (and wine)
Cowgirls who mix western grit with stable humor
Equestrians who love witty, rustic farm-style graphic tees

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!
Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

Product details
100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton
The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Made in the USA

Shipping timeframe
Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed.
Production time is typically 2–5 business days
Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery take 2-5 business days

Sizing
Unisex, Runs True To Size
Refer to the photographs to review size chart
For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

Care instructions
Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry
Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning
Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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