Funny Dog Shirt Size Matters Graphic Tee for Dog Moms, Pet Lovers, Country Girls, Sarcastic Gift, Western Style Puppy Shirt

From The Dog & Pony Show — where every bark packs a punchline and sarcasm sits pretty in a saddle.

Introducing the “Size Matters” tee — because when it comes to dogs, we know size tells the whole hilarious story. Featuring a lineup of pups from tiny ankle-biters to gentle giants, this cheeky graphic is perfect for the dog mom who loves them all, whether they fit in a purse or take up the whole damn couch. With rustic western flair and playful country humor, this shirt is the go-to for sarcastic pet moms, farm wives with a pack of mutts, or horse girls whose sidekick is a slobbery Saint Bernard. Soft, comfy, and ready for everything from barn chores to wine nights, this tee proves one thing: in dogs, in life, in laughter — size definitely matters.

Perfect For:
Dog moms who juggle ankle-biters and gentle giants
Barn girls who wrangle horses and herding dogs alike
Country wives who swap tractors for tail wags
Sarcastic pet lovers who believe every mutt tells a story

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!
Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton
The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed.
Production time is typically 2–5 business days
Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size
Refer to the photographs to review size chart
For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry
Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning
Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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