Funny Dog Mom Shirt with Sayings, Sarcastic Pet Lover Tee, Dog Mom Dut

From The Dog & Pony Show — where dog hair is an accessory, sarcasm is a language, and your pup is basically your boss.

Introducing the More Than Just a Dog Mom tee — because being a dog mom means you're also a maid, chauffeur, zoomie director, and full-time snack dealer with a master's in squeaky toy retrieval. This vintage-style graphic tee hilariously breaks down the real job titles pet moms juggle daily, from thunder buddy to pooper scooper — and let’s be honest, we deserve a raise (and another glass of wine). Designed for dog moms who know the grind, the giggles, and the glorious chaos of life with four-legged fur missiles.

This is the perfect sarcastic western-style tee for animal rescuers, treat-slingers, and women whose dog has a middle name and a bedtime routine. It's not just a shirt — it's a lifestyle flex.

Perfect For:

Sassy rescue moms with lint rollers in every room

Dog moms with a ‘don’t care’ stare and a Stanley Cup

Women who rescue animals and raise hell

Pet parents who treat dog hair like a condiment

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

Product details

100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

Shipping Timeframe

Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2-5 business days

Sizing

Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

Care Instructions

Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning