Funny Divorce Shirt for Women and Men, Sarcastic Western Graphic Tee, Rustic Country Humor Shirt, Sassy Breakup Gift Tee

From The Dog & Pony Show — where breakups turn into barn banter and sass always wins the day.

Introducing: “You Can’t Fix Stupid but You Can Divorce It” — the ultimate clapback tee for anyone who traded bad choices for better pastures. This bold rustic-style graphic shirt brings a mix of western grit and sarcastic humor, perfect for anyone who knows sometimes the only fix is filing papers and moving on. Designed with vintage distressed lettering, this tee packs sass, comfort, and country charm into one unforgettable statement piece. Whether you’re rocking it at the barn, the bar, or the lawyer’s office, it’s the kind of shirt that speaks louder than a judge’s gavel.

Perfect For Section:
Sassy divorcees with a love for western humor
Cowgirls who left the wrong cowboy behind
Single moms raising kids and raising hell
Barn girls who prefer freedom over fools

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn! 
Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬
100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton
The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Made in the USA

𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐞
Orders are sent to production 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝟐𝟒 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 of being placed.
Production time is typically 𝟐–𝟓 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬
Standard shipping takes 𝟒–𝟖 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery take 𝟐-𝟓 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬

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Unisex, Runs True To Size
Refer to the photographs to review size chart
For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry
Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning
Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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