Funny Cowgirl Shirt | “I’m Not a Ride or Die Chick” Western Graphic Tee | Sassy Horse Girl Gift for Women With Questions

From The Dog & Pony Show — where we don’t ride or die without knowing where we’re going, why we’re dying, and if there’s a drive-thru involved.

This shirt is for the woman who asks the real questions. Because getting in a stranger’s truck without a plan? Couldn’t be her.

With vintage cowgirl flair and bold, sarcastic text, this tee is comfy enough for hauling hay, dropping truth bombs, or side-eyeing your way through brunch.

Whether you’re a horse girl with trust issues or just someone who needs a snack before making major life decisions, this one’s your new go-to.

Perfect for:

Cowgirls who like answers before adrenaline

Horse girls who pack snacks, not excuses

Women who ask more questions than their gelding

Barn babes who demand GPS, clarity, and tacos

Great gift for western women who don’t do vague plans or vague men

Product Description:

For the cowgirl who reads the fine print before hopping in the truck

Has questions, not regrets — and probably snacks

Printed on soft Bella+Canvas for full sass range of motion

Makes a statement without even taking off your hat

Retro western art with vintage pin-up vibes and cowboy confusion

For the woman who can load a horse but won’t load emotional baggage

“Can we get food on the way?” energy

Great gift for smart equestrians, funny farm girls & cautious cowgirl queens

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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