Funny Cowboy Dog Shirt | “You Lookin’ for Trouble or Treats?” Western Pup Humor Tee | Gift for Dog Lovers with Ranch Sass

From The Dog & Pony Show — where cowboy boots meet muddy paw prints and the sass is louder than the bark.

Introducing “You Lookin’ for Trouble or Treats?” — the shirt for dog owners who know their pup could either cuddle or cause chaos depending on the snack supply.

Whether you’re headed to the barn, the dog park, or just want to let the world know your sidekick isn’t here for games, this tee’s got your six. Made for soft comfort, sharp humor, and serious dog-parent street cred.

Perfect for:

Ranch moms who share snacks and sass in equal measure

Pet owners who know the sound of a treat bag = power

Cowpokes with leash in hand and sarcasm in pocket

Folks who trust their dog more than their ex

Great gift for dog lovers with a Western streak and a wicked sense of humor

Product Description:

For the pup parent whose dog’s bark comes with a side-eye

Western outlaw vibes from a dog who clearly runs the ranch

Printed on soft Bella+Canvas for comfy trail-ridin’ days

A statement tee for fur moms who hand out treats and ultimatums

Cool cowboy dog graphic that serves canine Clint Eastwood energy

Ideal for dog lovers, ranch rebels & treat dealers

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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