Funny Country Girl Shirt | “All I Want Is a Chance to Stay Humble... Rich” Tee | Sarcastic Gift for Women | Western Humor Shirt

From The Dog & Pony Show — where we serve barn sass, gelding facts, and a whole lot of attitude.

Introducing “All I Want Is a Chance to Prove the Lottery Won’t Change Me” — the tee that says, "I'm not materialistic, I just want to buy my horse a private chef."

With bold black text and a western-inspired line drawing of a woman staring out into the horizon (likely imagining her future ranch with heated tack rooms), this shirt is perfect for anyone who dreams of winning big but promises they’ll stay “exactly the same” (just with nicer fences). It’s comfortable enough for hauling hay and stylish enough for manifesting six figures. Because let’s be honest — the only thing you’d change is the number of barns you own.

Perfect for:

Cowgirls with champagne dreams and dollar store energy

Western women who ride broke but dream bougie

Barn besties who say “we’d never change” with fingers crossed

Women who believe in luck, sarcasm, and the power of a good tee

A hilarious gift for birthday queens, lotto lovers & rural realists

Product Description:

For farm girls with million-dollar dreams and feed-store budgets

Vintage western style with a side of lottery delusion

Ideal for those who’d totally still shop Tractor Supply (in a limo)

Printed on a Bella+Canvas tee softer than fresh hay

Built for barn days, girls' nights, and tax bracket fantasies

Say it with sass: “I’d never change… just upgrade my boots”

Perfect gift for dreamers, schemers & jackpot queens

Still humble. Just rich now.

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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