Dog Mom Shirt Funny Pet Lover Tee for Women Rustic Vintage Western Style Animal Graphic Tee Farm Life Gift for Dog Moms

From The Dog & Pony Show — where loyalty is measured in tail wags, and sarcasm is always on a leash.

Introducing: “100% Quality Dog Mom” — because raising a fur baby is a full-time job, and someone’s gotta do it in boots and bold sarcasm. This bold, distressed stamp-style design says it all with no apologies: you’re certified, verified, and doggone dignified. Whether you’re rocking a messy bun, chasing muddy paws, or bribing your pup with snacks, this western-rustic tee’s got the bark to match your bite. Perfect for sarcastic pet moms with a love for vintage flair, country charm, and a dog who sheds more than a tumbleweed.

Perfect For Section:

Sassy horse girls with sarcasm in the saddle

Dog moms with a ‘don’t care’ stare and a Stanley Cup

Cowgirls who clean stalls in glitter Crocs

Women who rescue animals and raise hell

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed.

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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