Dog Mom Hoodie, Snacks Now Adult Later hoodie | funny snack lover tee | western sarcastic dog mom shirt

From The Dog & Pony Show — where barn sass meets snack attacks, and adulthood can wait until after treats.

“Snacks Now, Adult Later” says it all, featuring a fluffy Aussiedoodle dog sipping a drink like it’s the most important job of the day. This playful design combines vintage humor with rustic charm, perfect for dog moms, snack queens, and sarcastic cowgirls who’d rather munch than manage responsibilities. Cozy, bold, and dripping with attitude, this sweatshirt is the ultimate snack-lover’s statement piece.

Perfect For
Barn girls who keep snacks in their tack trunks
Dog moms who share fries with their furry bestie
Cowgirls who’d rather snack than adult any day
Women who raise hell, rescue dogs, and raid the pantry

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn! 
Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

Unisex College Hoodie Features
Side seams provide structural support and maintain the hoodie’s shape.
Adjustable hood with built-in drawstring for a customized fit.
Spacious kangaroo pocket offers warmth and convenience.
Made from a soft blend of 80% Ring spun Cotton and 20% Polyester for comfort.
Medium-heavy fabric ensures durability while maintaining a loose fit.
80% cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Medium heavy fabric
Loose fit
Tear-away label

Gildan 18000 Crewneck Sweatshirt Features
Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances visual appeal
Highly elastic ribbed collar retains shape for lasting wear
Constructed for adult sizes for a perfect fit
Made from ethically grown US cotton, ensuring sustainability
Durable double-needle stitching enhances the longevity of the garment

Shipping Timeframe
Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed.
Production time is typically 2–5 business days
Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery take 2–5 business days

Sizing
Unisex, Runs True To Size
Refer to the photographs to review size chart
For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

Care Instructions
Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry
Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning
Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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