Funny Donkey T-Shirt for Women | Vintage Farm Girl Graphic Tee | Sarcastic Horse Lover Shirt | Smile Like You Kicked Someone Shirt

From The Dog & Pony Show — where barn sass blooms, feral energy thrives, and donkeys never apologize.

Smile Like You Just Kicked Someone …Because sometimes, hoofing someone in the shin (emotionally, of course) is the highlight of your day.

This hilarious donkey tee is for barn queens, attitude wranglers, and feral women who clean stalls with a smirk and zero regrets. Featuring three smug little hoof gremlins and a whole lot of sass, this one’s for the girls who know when to kick and when to grin.

With three delightfully smug donkeys, wildflowers, and a face that says “try me,” this sarcastic western humor shirt is perfect for farm girls who speak fluent animal chaos and sip iced coffee while bandaging wounds. Printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001 — comfy enough for morning chores, sassy enough for the honky-tonk. Let the world know you’re smiling for a reason. (And it probably involved a well-placed hoof.)

Perfect for:

Sarcastic horse girls with kick-ass humor

Farm wives who handle sh*t with grace and a pitchfork

Dog moms who also referee barnyard drama

Donkey lovers with a soft spot for chaos

Great gift for barn besties, rural rebels & rescue queens

Product Description:

Features three smug-faced donkeys and the sassiest slogan on the ranch

Reads: “Smile Like You Just Kicked Someone” — barn mood, every day

Printed on buttery-soft Bella+Canvas 3001 for peak comfort

Ideal for cowgirls with chaotic barn energy

Rustic vintage-style design with a floral wink of innocence (kinda)

Makes a hilarious gift for horse lovers, farm wives, and your favorite feral friend

Perfect mashup of western humor, animal chaos, and unapologetic sass

Wear it to the barn, feed store, or PTA meeting if you're brave

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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