Funny Chicken Coop Wall Art | Farmhouse Henhouse Decor | Rooster Humor Sign | Rustic Chicken Gift | Barnyard Animal Lover Wall Print | I Run A Tight Coop Poster

From The Dog & Pony Show — where we serve barn sass, gelding facts, and a whole lot of attitude.

“I Run a Tight Coop”

Let’s be honest: there’s one boss in this barn, and he’s wearing feathers and full combat gear. This wall art features a no-nonsense rooster in military getup, staring down chaos like it's just another Monday. Whether you’re running a literal henhouse or just trying to survive your farmhouse kitchen, this one’s for you.

Perfect for your coop, kitchen, tack room, or that chaotic hallway where everyone drops their boots and boundaries. This bold, rustic-style print mixes vintage grit with barnyard wit—and just the right dose of intimidation.

Who needs roosters when you've got this kind of energy on the wall?

Perfect For

Sassy chicken mamas with a pecking order tattooed on their soul

Farmwives who run their household like a boot camp (but cuter)

Barn girls who yell “MOVE” and mean it

Rooster dads who wear socks with sandals and still mean business

Homesteaders with opinions, goats, and a ‘no drama’ sign by the door

Product Features

High-resolution rustic chicken wall print — crisp, bold, and ready to rule your coop

Vintage military rooster illustration (because obviously)

Available in multiple sizes for gallery walls, gift-giving, or coop command centers

Printed on durable, high-quality material—because your sass deserves premium

Makes a hilarious housewarming gift, gag gift, or rural retreat must-have

Designed with love, sarcasm, and at least one cup of spilled coffee

Ships directly from chaos HQ (aka my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world)

Instant conversation starter—unless your guests are scared of poultry

Hey y’all — quick note from the barn!

Every design in this shop was dreamed up right here in the chaos of my coffee-fueled, critter-filled corner of the world. I create each piece myself using a mix of Canva magic and AI mischief — all with a side of barn sass, of course.

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100% Airlum combed and Ring Spun Cotton

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Made in the USA

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Orders are sent to production within 24 hours of being placed

Production time is typically 2–5 business days

Standard shipping takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location. Standard Plus Delivery takes 2–5 business days

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Unisex, Runs True To Size

Refer to the photographs to review size chart

For an oversized look, go for two sizes larger

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Machine wash on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or air-dry

Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and dry cleaning

Do not iron directly on the design to maintain its integrity

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